(B)(N) ASCC Aristocrat Group Corporation

Drama. To make a long story short, we were thinking today about the amazing success of the NASDAQ market for growth stocks this year, stocks that we can understand in our own eclectic way, and we were wondering also what next year will bring, and whether there was anything in the Canadian “Hangdog” Market that was similarly virile (The Vancouver Sun, Business Wire, October 3, 2013, Initial Sales Suggest ASCC Vodka Set for Success).

ASCC Stock Price
Courtesy: Luxuria Brands

And then in the context of the upcoming “International Buy Nothing Day” (Daily Brew, October 3, 2013, Calgary friends expand ‘buy-nothing’ idea from one day to an entire year), we discovered a gluten-free luxury brand Vodka! marketed by the Aristocrat Group Corporation of Miramar Beach, Florida, (and possibly also Medford, NJ) as an OTCQB  U.S. Registered Over The Counter Stock.

As investors, we couldn’t help but to take a closer look.

A few balance sheets later, written in fractions of a million, many of which were negative and absent any inventory or fixed assets, we discovered this:

Exhibit 1: (B)(N) ASCC Aristocrat Group Corporation – Risk Price Chart

(B)(N) ASCC Aristocrat Group Corporation

Aristocrat Group Corporation is a development stage company. The company operates Prenatal-Postpartum Supercare Centers in target areas across the United States.

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From the Company: Aristocrat Group Corporation is a development stage company that focuses on identifying and promoting unique brands that have a mass market appeal across a diverse demographic. The company, through its brand management division, Aristocrat Brands, intends to become a provider of premiere luxury goods, including top-shelf distilled spirits. It would concentrate initially on the distilled spirits industries, with a focus on the Vodka segment. The company was founded in 2011, has one employee, and is based in Miramar Beach, Florida.

For more on what risk averse investing has done for us this year, please see our recent Posts on The S&P TSX “Hangdog” Market or The Wall Street Put or specialty markets such as The Dow Transports & Utilities or (B)(N) The Woods Are Burning, or for the real class action, La Dolce Vita – Let’s Do Prada! and It’s For You, Dear on the smartphone business.

And for more stocks at high prices, The World’s Most Talked About Stocks or Earnings Don’t Matter – NASDAQ 100.

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