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What’s a girl to do?

August 26, 2013

Drama. On occasion, we’ve noted that “mutual funds” are not an investment. They are a “product” and something that we can buy with the same discretion that we apply to other “consumer products” that have guarantees, warranties, and “best before dates”, all of which are regulated, but none of which apply to “mutual funds”, which are aggressively marketed by trusted individuals and institutions, such as our banks, in more varieties than consumer soap and toothpaste, but provide no information absent “past performance” of a nominal “investment strategy” and the assurance, by prospectus, that past performance is not a guarantee of future performance, and there’s nothing that we can do about it.

The mutual fund giant, T. Rowe Price Group, which offers at least fifty different kinds of mutual funds for “saving, investment, and retirement” to hopeful savers and would-be investors, and has more than $600 billion of other peoples’ money in its funds, has taken “customer service” to a whole new level and unexplored territory, by banning certain types of trades related (at their discretion) to “collective trading” in its mutual funds (Reuters, August 26, 2013, Exclusive: T. Rowe bans some American Airlines employees from fund trading).

We understand the rationale, of course. If a popular investment journal or article effuses or recommends one of their plans, there might be a sudden flow of new cash into that plan – thank you very much, a wise decision, they say – but then reverses its opinion a few months later, there might also be a sudden outflow of cash from the plan, possibly corrupting the manager’s strategy and giving a negative effect to the “returns” and other investors in the plan.

We changed our minds, again.

We changed our minds, again.

It would be akin to regularly buying boxes of soap, then ordering a warehouse full, but refusing to take delivery because of “new information” and we want our money back.

In our opinion, it would be a better policy not to take the “surprise” funds in the first place, a practice common to the much maligned hedge funds (which often refuse new investors), and respect the fact that mutual funds are a consumer product and not intended to accept warehouses full of money of uncertain pedigree destined for an uncertain outcome.


We are The RiskWerk Company and care not a jot for mutual funds, hedge funds, “alternative investments”, the “risk/reward equation” and every other unprovable artifact of investment lore. We have just one product

The Perpetual Bond™“
Alpha-smart with 100% Capital Safety and 100% Liquidity”
With No Fees and No Loads on Capital

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